Thursday, October 27, 2005

ANTM Predictions: 6 Girls Left!!!

One person’s admiration is another person’s obsession…so I love America’s Next Top Model, and Tyra Banks (we all know that). There are a couple events that I used to frequent on Wednesdays, and now I am front of the TV rooting or denouncing some chick for not being fierce enough. And at the beginning of each season, it always takes me a while to figure out who are the real models and who are just the pretty bitches.

The weave and false eyelashes (which I love, who knows how to apply those) are starting to clear, and with six girls left finally I am able to make my predictions:

America’s Next Top Model: Lisa or Kim

Lisa (left) has the Eva factor…everybody hates her, but her flaw makes her flawless. She’s a mean drunk and an attention whore, but she does her thing and stands out from the other girls. She’s got high fashion attitude and commercial appeal, I think she can go all the way.

Kim, (right) the tragic lesbian, stepped her game up last night and proved that she can do ultra-femme and man-chic. She has the type of personality that makes you want to learn more about her, which is essential if you are going to be the next Tyra.

The next to go home: Bre

Bre does not look that good in her photos, though last night she was a doll. But being cute isn’t enough, as the judges always echo. Plus, what she doesn't understand is that ANTM is a big job interview...you don't disclose to your future employer how much you suck and how much better the other candidates are than you. This is all Bre does! Part of the reason I think she's still on the show is because she's the only brown skin girl left...Tyra doesn't want to catch anymore shit forit being an all light girl contest like it was in Cycle's 1 and 2. Bre isn't going to win, but she could make it to the last three if she steps her game up.

The most tragic mulatto: Nik

Even though she continues to win the Cover Girl poll of the best of the week, this chic always looks sad and introspective. She can’t speak on camera, she’s too athletic and she just doesn’t stand out that much. She let Jayla punk her out of a line in last week's challenge, and let the bitch say it better than her! Though last night, she rocked that black and white photo, she is definitely not top model material.

The next Adrianne: Jayla

And what do I mean by “the next Adrianne”? I mean a reality show whore, who isn’t really a top model…but has enough personality to stay on TV. You remember Adrianne, the first Top Model who is now sleeping with a Brady? Well, Jayla doesn’t have much model quality, to me...she looks kind of bland. But she’s catty as hell and the school of Omarosa may be her next calling.

Her stupid mouth will get her in trouble: Nicole


Nicole has high fashion and commercial look, but her attitude stinks. Tyra had to check her ass last night, and just like with Cycle 3’s YaYa, Nicole will let her saddidy attitude cash her ass out the game.

Most likely to be a lesbian (besides the obvious lesbian): J. Alexander

Even though he’s a man, he dresses like a tween and acts like…well, I don’t even know how to describe him. He definitley knows his shit when it comes to modeling though, and regardless of how he looks, that is impressive. Plus, he is the catty judge that Janice Dickinson used to be, which is a great factor. I do wish he was one of my friends, I would be looking fierce all the damn time! Now how exactly a gay man is a lesbian, I don't know...but it is something queer about this guy for sure!

9 Comments:

At 11:55 AM, Blogger GC (God's Child) said...

I'm sorry but Lisa looks like she is really a thin man.
maybe it's that hairstyle. It does nothing for her.

 
At 2:48 PM, Anonymous belladawn said...

did any1 catch the tyra show yesterday. coryn was on there, & tyra said she got mail asking if she was a he!
i love
antm
& i love tyra

 
At 2:59 PM, Blogger DM said...

I have yet to see the Tyra Banks show...damn, I need to invest in a TiVo.

 
At 8:57 PM, Blogger Inside Man said...

How'd they even get that brotha on TV!

 
At 9:04 PM, Blogger redzioness said...

i totally agree with you about america's next top model. i really hope jayla goes home she is getting on my last nerve! i would like to see bre win even though i am secretly rooting for lisa. she's got model attitude, look and she's all ready to hang out with courtney love at the viper room in hollywood!

 
At 6:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

im also sorrie
but JAYLA is hot
nd she can be a model
people jus hate her cuz she hella prettier dan dem ;)

JAYLA IS HOT.HOT.HOT.HOT.HOT.

damn haters!!!!!!!

 
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