Monday, March 13, 2006

THE Flavor of Love post

When talking about the outcome of reality TV, it is always under the pretense that you’ve suspended the reality. I mean, if you actually believe that two working models, with bodies like goddesses could actually be attracted to (let alone copulate with) a former drug addict and dead-beat father, than you are just as crazy as Hottie. But, since the curtain fell for me a week or ago when I found out that most of the girls on Flavor Of Love are models and actresses, the outcome of the show isn’t really surprising. Like my girl told me this morning, Flav already had New York. So, of course we as the viewer thinks he should have Hoopz too.

That is, if you consider Hoopz as a catch. I mean, she is very pretty. Her eyes do have fire in them (probably not for Flav) and her body is sick. But she is just as immature and conflict-driven as New York. New York is a nut, but so is Flav. I think the two were meant for each other. And if you feel Flavor Flav should the most upstanding woman, than you have to be kidding yourself. He has already admitted to both women that he fully plans on pursuing other chicks while with them. Sure, if you were Michael Ealy (who is so fine, I'd be in one of his harems) or Morris Chestnutt, there would be some sacrifices you would have to make as a woman in order to appease his female fans and keep your man from thinking you are a head case. HOWEVER, and let this be for the record. If I ever fell in love with a loser, his ass would have to be more exclusive than a Jay-Z comeback album. Losers do have the right to pursue beautiful women. Love is blind. But losers (especially ugly losers) do not have the right to be philandering. In laymen's terms: your ugliness and loser qualities make you have to be a sincere and one-woman man, i.e. only cuties with game and qualities can run out on their women. Men who have nothing to offer but a clean dick must provide that to only one woman. Anything else just violates the circle of life.

The most unfortunate part of Flavor of Love (notice the writing credits on the IMDB site) is that it has allowed all sorts of losers to think that they too, can land models, actresses and otherwise successful, hot chicks based solely on their character (in Flav’s case, minstrel) and not anything else. Character is important, but so is stability, a track record of clean living and being responsible. Though history has proven that losers can get women out of their league (most infamously, Bobby Brown) it is mostly annoying to us ordinary people who don’t know which way to go.

So the award for Flav’s affection went to the best actress, the one who concealed her internet-hoeism and the one who successfully hated on the other chick. Who cares if she really loves him or not. She is about to blow up in the year 2006, probably get another reality show and make a ton of money, all based on the fire in her eyes. For that, I say you go girl. New York is probably going to blow up and toss Omarosa to the back to claim reality TV’s biggest bitch. I noticed that the announcer was emphasizing that this was the season finale of Flavor of Love…maybe signaling a “series” or another season. Because, I’d bet me gold teef that Hoopz is dating some athlete by now…there’s no way she’s really actually truthfully gonna be with that nigga. And that’s all I have to say about that.

Hair: Updates on Creamy Crack…natural hair is so divine!

Photos: Below are some shot of this weekend, thanks to Jessica!

Song For Today: Domestic Violence by RZA as Bobby Digital


At 11:52 AM, Blogger Paula D. said...

I am still scratching my head over Flavor of Love.....

At 11:53 AM, Blogger GC (God's Child) said...

re But losers (especially ugly losers) do not have the right to be philandering

NO ONE has the right to philander. It is wrong. Being pretty is not a carte blanche.
And out of curiosity, if Michael Ealy's whole face got burnt off in a horrible car accident, would you still think he was fly?

At 11:56 AM, Blogger DM said...

God's Child: Yeah, nothing excuses philandering...but it happends. And I would excuse it from Michael Ealy before Flavor Flav...and yes, this is all based on looks and not real relationship stuff. Michael Ealy could be Ike Turner Jr., he's still fine. And I bet he uses that fine-ness to get away with all kinds of shit...the same way women do.

At 12:29 PM, Blogger BBB_0202020 said...

The fire that Hoopz has as quoted by Flav is mystery. She didn't give it up so that set Flav back a few paces. One thing I can say is that Ny was crazy about Flav (literally) but all she did was talk talk about how she loved him they didn't have that much fun. While all Flav and Hoopz did was laugh, but of course it won't last.

At 1:31 PM, Blogger GoddessNoir said...

Wow, that was pretty funny. That entire show was like a bad car wreck, I just HAD to watch though I know I shouldn't have. These girls should win an Oscar or Emmy or something because pretending to like Flav, ewwwwwww, kissing Flav, on film for anyone to see for all eternity, double ewwwwwwwwww.

At 2:07 PM, Blogger Slow Metamorphosis said...

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At 2:08 PM, Blogger Slow Metamorphosis said...

LOL beautifully put mah dear. When I see Flavor Flav I think dead cockroach on its back - legs in the air saying help me. He is gross

At 3:16 PM, Blogger lady_in_purple said...

I think NY should have won. Those two crazies belonged together. Besides, where does Hoopz get off calling someone "fake" and an "actress"?? All those girls had to be acting somewhat in order to be kissing and hugging up on Flav. The whole show was one big charade...Besides, isn't Hoopz like half of Flav's age??

At 12:45 PM, Anonymous belladawn said...

i cant believe the outcome of the show, or the show period.

i have 3 words 2 say about that show.. fake, fake, fake... this is more unbeliveable than strange love, & how crazy is that 2 say?

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