Monday, April 10, 2006

Houses and Sex Boots

I woke up this morning really confrontational. Jay-Z Takeover lines swirling in my head and all. I’m trying to smoke out a rat. See, I’m feeling like Lindsay Lohan or something, because people have been spreading rumors about me. The Pink Ghetto isn’t a Columbus gossip rag (though it could be) and me being a journalist and all, I don’t take kindly to unsighted sources. So, I listened to T.I.’s new CD King to work this morning, a good one for boxers and basketball teams I’m sure. Got me real excited and confident. And for someone who isn’t really into Hip Hop (Southern Hip Hop at that), I think T.I.’s newest is pretty hot. As far as the gossip columnists are concerned…that situation is dead to me. I’ll just go on continuing to be fabulous. And that’s all I have to say about that.

From all of the things I experienced this weekend, I probably grew an inch or got a year older. If it wasn’t the sex boots and fetish corsets, it was the first time at house hunting, and really wrapping my mind around the fact that I am about the make a multi-thousand dollar investment. Stepping foot in my first potential home made me feel real grown up. No more frat boy neighbors, no more Indian cuisine smells leaking into my home. No more loud-wall banging sex (was that them or me?), no more walking a half a mile to the trash can. The most life-altering thing: a garage. Yes! No more hands turning red from trying to carry all of my groceries up three flights of stairs, almost falling because I have to lock my car doors and open my house door and make the trip twice more. No more getting up early to scrape my car in the inclement weather. Maybe…finally…my car can shine and stay somewhat clean.

Houses have beds out front for flowers and spots in the back for gardens. Shade for a swing…even a grassy plain across the street for me and my boyfriend, I told my realtor, Jackie, who looked at me like “girl, you ain’t got a boyfriend.” I’m working on it. Most importantly I’m working being committed. My friend Jessica says to me, all the time when making a decision about a boy or a new shirt, “You better commit to that.” And I noticed I was treating this whole idea of a house like a relationship. Getting all excited about the possibility and not about the work behind it. But after walking into different houses, I am envisioning myself coming home to my home. Painting walls and having more than one room to store my stuff. And it being mine. Wow. I can’t wait to go house hunting again.

Oh, I’m sure you want to know about the sex boots and fetish corsets too. Went to The Chamber on N. High St., which distinguishes itself as Columbus' only fetish store. I am a vanilla freak compared to the nasty, kinky stuff other people are into. And seeing the pain and blood on some of the chicks on the back of the fetish store porn, boy, that was the best birth control a girl can have. I thought my little box of goodies was freaky…nothing like the G-Swing and leather whips at The Chamber. The corsets were hot though…but at $400+, I think I’ll stick to the house payments. At $70, the sex boots were a steal though!

New things are arriving beautifully and old things past away this weekend. All is for productivity and that’s all that counts. I’m really for another brilliant, exciting and sunny week!

Congrats to me:’s newest Senior Writer! Yeah!

Song For Today: What You Know? by T.I. (This song is my new anthem…the lyrics just remind me of me!)

“You know about me dog/Don’t talk about me dog/And if you got me dog/You better out me dog”


At 11:54 AM, Anonymous belladawn said...

some peoples JOB is 2 talk about donna marie! get yall facts str8 or shut up b*tch! im glad i dont know who's talkin bout my sister or i'll be tryin 2 rock somebody's bells..

anyway the chamber is CRAZY! i have a friend thats n2 that stuff & thats a whole new level of FREAKY! call me i'll tell u what we saw in this other sex store! its way 2 freaky nasty sickening 2 write on here....

At 12:10 PM, Blogger BBB_0202020 said...

I am so happy that u are looking at houses you are such a grown, and remember "you betta commit to it".

when you find the house we could have paint parties!

At 12:15 PM, Blogger DM said...

Oh, you best believe we will be having paint parties! I looked at this house with a FULL BAR in the looked like the Cove!

My friends would never leave if I had that house!

At 1:25 PM, Blogger Miz JJ said...

Congrats on the senior writer position!

Everyone is talking about buying lately. Evevn I am thinking of buying. It's crazy. Good luck. I hope you find a house to make a home.

At 1:48 PM, Blogger Funky D said...

Yes, congratulations on the upgraded writer gig.

Sorry my blog has gone into hibernation and I understand why you got rid of the link. I'll keep you posted on whether I get a new blog of some sort going.

At 2:10 PM, Blogger DM said...

No sweat D...just keep me posted. I got rid of everybody who hasn't posted in a month. I meant to make an announcement about that...

At 2:58 PM, Blogger BBB_0202020 said...

I'm sorry girl I didn't congratulate you on your new position!!**whistlng as i let balloons fly into the air**

U r doing it big!!

At 3:48 PM, Anonymous Jackie, your Realtor :) said...

(LOL about "the look" I gave you regarding the boyfriend comment.) I was about to be nosy and ask who the boyfriend was but decided I'd mind my own business. LOL

I have to just give you a shout, Donna. It's good to see a young women doing her thing. You work a 9 to 5, got a promotion on your writing gig, focusing on your budget and now searching for a home. Do your thing, girl!!! You are unstoppable and an inspiration to other women (young and older).

At 9:25 PM, Blogger GC (God's Child) said...

those lyrics you posted--I read them out of context--I thought it was a soca song--think Baha Men who let the dogs out, but more culturual--more island, very carnival. I thought someone was singing about his dog getting kidnapped.
Happy house hunting--soon you'll be posting pictures of your freshly painted dining room. Can't wait.

At 1:20 AM, Blogger GoddessNoir said...

Wow, CONGRATS on your new position ,dare I throw a 90's "You go girl!" at you!

And CONGRATS on the house hunting. I'm so happy for you.

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