Friday, May 12, 2006

Breakfast and Weekend Haps

I had an exchange this morning that was something like the beginning of a porno movie. It went like this:

I stopped by the corner store while walking to work this morning, because I didn’t want any of the crap I had at my house for breakfast. When you are looking for a house, starting a business and trying to find a shirt to show off enough cleavage to get Van Hunt’s attention, food gets a little sparse. So I’m in this store, and of course there is granola bars, cookies and whatnot. After the grueling kickboxing class last night, there was no way I was going to get something high fat or high sugar. And there is a big pretty pile of fruit on the corner by the cash register. I let out a Napoleon Dynamite-esque “yes!”

I go to the counter, where there is a 20ish Arab man manning the money. “Those are pretty nice bananas you got there,” I say, and instantly want to recall hearing how dirty I sounded.

“Oh yeah,” says the Arab guy, as his eyebrows hunched up and down like his penis was already out of his pants behind the counter. I’ve got to figure out a way to turn this sexy off, people.

There’s been tons of new stuff going on with me. New hairstyles, new hairstyles on friends (which you would have seen in PTosh (ahem) and Donya (aHEM) would have emailed me the photos from last week’s party), new friends and new attitudes.

As you know, I’ll be in Cleveland this evening scouting both of my potential husbands. I heard Van Hunt, Heather Headley and Anthony Hamilton rocked it last night. If you’ll be in Columbus, here are a couple things you can check out:


My boy J.Rawls will be doing his thing at the new BStone Friday night jump off. Evenly spread your love for deejays around, and stop by the Cove as Krate Digga does his thing as well.

You may also want to show some love to Poet Scott Woods who will be deejaying at the Carabar (the old B Flats on Parsons Ave.), who will be opening for Doctah X's new band. If his skills on the 1s and 2s are anything like his skills on the mic...this show will be nice...Check out this site for his potential reggae-themed set list.


I’ll be on a combination business meeting/kickin it/I accidentally asked this guy out type thing. But DJ O Sharp will be closing down the Cove as always. If you’re late, your ass might not get in.

At the King Arts Complex, a program called the Colors of Passion will feature Columbus’ hottest urban performers including Middle Child, Ed Mabrey and the Black Pearl Poets, Jimmy McGee, The Flex Crew, DJ BHB and the incomparable Nancy Wilson. Food, games and overall sexiness included. Well worth the price of admission. Check out for more info…and shout outs to Dawn Dickson for her new position at KAC!


When’s the last time you’ve been to Bernie’s Hip Hop night? I may be in there, who knows?

Song For Today: Hot Stage Lights by Van Hunt

Mood For Today: Feeling good, feeling great…feeling great, feeling good how are you?


At 10:18 AM, Blogger BBB_0202020 said...

I love kickboxing class!!

At 11:38 AM, Blogger GC (God's Child) said...

it's always something hidden in your posts. Don't think we didn't notice what you said about the guy you asked out. Don't think we don't want an update.

At 2:02 PM, Blogger DM said...

@Tiger: One day when your schedule allows, you'll have to come with's the bomb!

@GC: Oh yeah...I'll let you know how that for my eyebrows, I was just looking at how untamed they are...I'll take photos this weekend so you can see how bad I need a waxing...

At 8:09 PM, Blogger chris said...

thats really funny about the bananas.

At 2:05 PM, Blogger Funky D said...

"When’s the last time you’ve been to Bernie’s Hip Hop night?"

Somebody had to answer this question. It's been about 3 months now, and that was my first time to see Self & Drastic hosting it. Their music isn't nearly as entertaining/engaging as the old Fonosluts nights, no matter what they can do on four turntables. Oh well.

At 8:33 AM, Anonymous Quel said...

Dirty Fruit Guy.

Congrats on all the newness in your life.

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